Christmas is the perfect time for a terrible joke, whether it is inside a cracker or round the dinner table. Here are 25 funny Christmas jokes for kids, guaranteed to get a giggle, or at least a groan.
1Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his “wrapping” skills!
2Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles!
3How does a snowman get around?
On an “icicle”!
4What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
5Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
6What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosties!
7Why was the maths book sad at Christmas?
It had too many problems!
8What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause!
9Why did Santa take a fishing rod on Christmas Eve?
He wanted to catch some “reel-y” good presents!
10What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
11Why was the Christmas tree so grumpy?
It just couldn’t “fir-give” anyone!
12What did one snowman say to the other?
“Can you smell carrots?”
13Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow-parking zone!
14Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
15What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
16Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
17What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No idea!
18What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!
19What is Santa’s favourite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jolly!
20How do sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
21What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow!
22What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis!
23What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle!
24What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph!
25Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey, because it’s always stuffed!
FAQs about Christmas jokes
What is the most popular Christmas cracker joke?
Classics such as “What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea!” turn up in crackers year after year.
Who invented Christmas crackers?
The London sweet-maker Tom Smith created them in the 1840s. The jokes and mottoes inside were added later.
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